During the course of the first 5 parts of this 10-part series on Using Twitter Effectively, I demonstrated some techniques that will add value to your Twitter experience and assist you in building a writer’s platform.
Now it’s time to turn to the dark side. The next 5 parts of the series will cover the things you should not do…or at least do in moderation. Many of the behaviors and patterns I’ll cover will cause you to lose followers and see messages like “@PotentialAgent placed you on list Self-Promoting-Jerks07”.
Let’s kick off the second half of this series talking about Direct Messages.
This series was originally written over a 10-day period in 2013. I’ve included relevant updates throughout the series as Twitter changed policies and procedures. Please be aware that I may not have caught all of the changes. If you find such a change that isn’t captured in this series, please leave a comment with the new Twitter policy, and I’ll update the series accordingly. Cheers!
The Evils of Automated DMs (Direct Messages)
“Thanks for following me! We can also connect on Facebook at <address>”
“Thanks for following me! Take a look at my blog at <address>”
“Thanks for following me! Buy my latest book ‘The Booyah Pickle of Death’ on Amazon <followed by an address>”
“Thanks for following me! Check out these great deals on Kindle books <Amazon associate link>”
Are you seeing a pattern yet? The funny thing is that although I’ve changed the specifics (if anyone’s gonna write a book on Booyah Death Pickles it’s ME dammit!), I dug these straight out of my own inbox, and they’re all DMs I’ve received within the last 30 minutes.
At first I hardly noticed. I’d only get a few per day and it wasn’t that big of a deal. But as my follower/following base entered the multiple thousands it became a huge problem very quickly. What do I mean by huge problem? In the last 2 hours I’ve received 25 DMs. Not a single blessed one of them was personal in nature! They all fell into one of the above 4 categories.
[UPDATE 05/09/2014] Since publishing Necromancer Awakening and seeing it rise on the bestseller lists, 25 DMs every 2 hours has turned into more than 100 DMs per hour. It’s truly a menace.
Huge problem. Why? Because I have a handful of people I communicate with regularly on Twitter, and these folks are getting drowned out by the noise in my inbox. I get so much trash by way of DMs that I’ve taken to only checking my inbox a few times per day. Unless I happen to see the message on my phone “@SomeoneYouCareAbout sent you a message”, it’s likely to get lost in a sea of advertisements and requests to “like” a Facebook page.
[UPDATE- 12/7/2013] It’s gotten so bad that I had to turn off DM notifications months ago. Here’s hoping Twitter finds a way to get a handle on this.
Why would I like someone’s Facebook page when I’m not even sure I like them yet? Liking a page says something about me to people who are close to me as well as people who are taking the time to learn about me. I’m not going to like a page lightly.
Why would I buy someone’s book when I have requests from 50 other people to buy theirs? Why is this one any better? People who actually take the time to chat with me have books that are currently in progress or are about to be published. I’m not going to buy this one based on a random ad when my friends have books of their own to sell.
Why would I randomly check someone’s blog when they haven’t given me an inkling as to what the content is like? I visit blogs for specific purposes, and usually after a search. I’m looking for specific information, not just a time sink. I’m all for time sinks, believe me, but that’s the exception, not the rule.
If we’re building a writing platform then we all want:
- …people to like our Facebook page
- …people to buy our books
- …people to read our blogs
- …people to click our affiliate links and buy something
“Thanks for following! Buy my crap at <address>. What genre do you write in?“
“Thanks for following! <advertisement>. What do you do for a living?“
“Thanks for following! <another friggin ad>. Have you written any books?“
The Bait and Switch
“Nice to meet you! How’s your day going?”
On the surface it seems pretty innocent. And it would be if it was sent to me with the intent of truly engaging with me. Because in that case I’d be able to answer with some comment, to which the sender would respond, and we’d have one of those conversation-thingies that humans have.
The problem arises when this is an automated DM that is triggered whenever someone follows you. You’re engaging them without the intent to really follow through. That isn’t the best way to make a first impression.
How do you feel about automated DMs? Let me know in a comment below. It’s such a common practice and I’m curious to see what people’s opinions are.
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